This is my story of what happened. About what happened in the 2016 US presidential election. But more specifically, why the election was lost. This book is a result of thousands of hours of researching, investigating, reading, reinvestigating, analysing, structuring, re-reading, understanding, and generally having a good long hard think about it. No expense has been spared. All avenues have been pursued. From the well balanced and rational coverage of Fox News (particular thanks to Greg Gutfeld and his unicorn mug - a constant source of inspiration) to the utterly biased and fake news from the basket of deplorables at CNN. The reader can be assured that every single one of the 512 pages is as important as all others, in getting to the bottom of why Hillary Clinton lost the election.Strangely, it turns out, it also gets to the bottom of why Bill Clinton lost an erection.